And I think most of the Supernatural fandom imploded...
Okay. So. I watched the finale and OMG O___O (If you haven't watched it, you get no warning. I don't hold back with mah spoilers. )
A couple things got in my way, I got distracted, and then went onto Tumblr.
This is what I found. O____O (I'm not sure if I should be laughing or crying at this point. Wait... what does it sound like to be doing both at the same time? )
May 15, 2013
in-the-closet-fangirl: *tour guide voice* Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll look at your dash, you'll be able to see, in real time, an entire fandom self destructing.
146 days til Season 9
thesecretwinchester: Let the countdown begin.
(Swear to God I can just imagine some big, ominous voice announcing that. )
waywardism: applauds everyone who thought metatron was a shifty bastard
(~*raises up hand like a little kid in school*~ OHH! OHH! ME! PICK ME!! )
hayitstommo: FANDOM DOWN. I REPEAT, FANDOM DOWN.
destiel: its not just the fandom thats hit the ground recently...
acklesboner: sam was crying.
dean was crying.
cas was crying.
crowley was crying.
THE FANDOM WAS CRYING.
emilysachs: you could say the sky was crying too
Season 911 TOTALLY ACCURATE.
Tags: YEP, I ALREADY CALL IT LIKE THAT
winchesterswings: did that literally just happen? did i just...
did cupid just make a gay love connection? did heaven just endorse same-sex relationships in FRONT OF DEAN AND CAS!?
dark-withers: Angels dont have a sex.
cas-get-into-my-ass: Did the nephilim come out of a cabbage, then?
(And now I leave you with this image to ponder, are they cabbage patch kids... or really nephilim?!?!?! O__o)
dumbvahkiin: OK BUT CAN I JUST
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN ACTUAL ANGEL WINGS INSTEAD OF JUST SHADOWS OR ASHES
AND THEY'RE BURNING
WE'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO SEE THEM AGAIN
/SCREAMS AND BURIES SELF ALIVE
Tags: MORE SCREAMING AND CRYING
zerostumbleine33: lol remember when dean said "this is like the first 5 mins of every porno I've ever seen" ... and then its two gay guys
(Dean, what kinda pornos you been watching? O__o )
[link] It's the last one with comment that just makes me lol (yes actually out loud)
shell-bot: alternate ending.
dean-get-in-my-jeans: HOW THE FUCK DID U EVEN?
crzydemona: we haven't even been on hiatus for 6 hours!!!
(Never underestimate the fangirls with the power of the internet, video sharing sites, and photoshop at their disposal. Be afraid.... BE VERY AFRAID. O____O)
cas-get-into-my-ass: It begins
(You see? This is what happens when Cas doesn't get to buy pie for his boyfriend. HE MAKES IT RAIN PIES!!! ALL HAIL CAS! WEEEEE!!!
Tags: and more is coming
king-castiel: OSRIC DONT TOY WITH ME!!!!
ameelia-pond: I ship the gay bar couple.
fallenassbutts: WHICH ONE???
maleficentmordor: I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going- "fucking winchesters"
castielliarmus: Do you think metatron's just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now?
itsajensenthing: I hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby.
(Just the mental image alone of that one... Not sure which is more amusing to me, what was said, or imagining the sulky person grumbling that. )
dyanitokala: SEASON NINE YOU GONNA BE FINE
irl-satan: SEASON FINE.
rainbowsbutterfliesncannibalism: MORE LIKE SEASON 911
happiness-is-fandom: SEASON CRYIN WILL BE APPROPRIATE TOO
(PREPARE THE TISSUE BOXES!!! )
(I just have to say, CAS! That is your FAMILY FALLING FROM THE SKY AND BURNING! STOP LOOKING SO PLEASED ABOUT IT! Falling firey angels are a BAD thing! I swear, you can just about see it written on his face. Right now he's just thinking 'so pretty'. Yeah. So pretty. YOUR FAMILY IS ON FIRE AND FALLING FROM THE FUCKING SKY. )
dear season 9,
Human Cas waking up from a nap to find Dean sitting next to him watching him like "Yeah. See? It's creepy isn't it?"
the entire fandom
(I hope that happens. Seriously. I'm just gonna be waiting for it.)
tardis-in-purgatory: i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes "so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters "i hate this planet"
deanlovecastiel : BUT WAIT!!! WHAT IF THE ONLY WAY TO GIVE ALL THE FALLEN ANGELS THEIR GRACE BACK IS THAT SOME ANGEL HAVE TO GO UPSTAIRS AND KILL METATRON??? AND THE ONLY ANGELS LEFT ARE MICHAEL AND LUCIFER INSIDE THE CAGE IN HELL??? SO THEY HAVE TO LET THEM OUT AGAIN SO THEY CAN GET ACCESS TO HEAVEN AND KILL METATRON. AND THIS IS HOW LUCIFER SCREWS EVERYTHING UP AND THIS IS HOW THE 2014 EPISODE HAPPENS???
richard-sp8-jr: OH MY GOD
nerdfighter3000: then maybe we'll finally get adam out of Hell
(That last line just kills me lol Poor Adam. For Pete sakes SPN writers! Get the poor boy outta hell already, would you!? )
ophilinonoo: Dude, can you imagine before the fall, like, two office angels hanging around the water cooler in the break room? "So, what's on your list of things to do toda- hurufhjgghh"
thetenthdoctah: I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING
(~*struggles not to start laughing*~ You're right. You shouldn't be laughing, but damnit it's funny. )
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Dean, this is Supernatural. OF COURSE it can get worse!!!!!